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Old 05-22-08, 01:23 PM   A little humor... Post #1 (permalink)
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A little humor...

Since we all have a love for horses... Do any of you have a good joke about horses?

A cowboy rides his horse up to the saloon, after getting off the horse, he goes behind the horse and kisses it right in the butt while the patrons watched.

The bartender serves him and asks,"Mind if I ask why you kiss your horse's butt?"

The cowboy says," It's because I have chapped lips"

The Bartender asks," Does the manure help your lips heal?"

The cowboy, " No, it helps me from licking them".

I thought it was pretty funny!
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Old 05-23-08, 06:01 PM   A little humor... Post #2 (permalink)
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That is a pretty good one. I dont have any lined up right now, but I do know its going to take a good bit to try and top that one!
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Old 05-24-08, 01:26 PM   A little humor... Post #3 (permalink)
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I've got one! I've got one!!!

Bill said to Jack, 'I put $20 on a horse last week and he came in at twenty five to one.', 'Wow! you must be loaded', said Jack.

'Not really' replied Bill, 'the rest of the field came in at twelve thirty.'
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